April 27th, 2004
|xoozle||06:11 pm - An amazing idea...|
I beleive I've figured out how to get the ship back.
Alright, this has to be done at penguins. We're at the feast, it's time to give Cinara and Tadgg thier gifts. First we present them with the tokens with the bells that Megan made...(so everyone knows a couple of ship stealers AKA generous protectors of our ship are approaching miles away).
We have our banner out. (We need one anyways, but we're pirates...why the hell would we register it? That's asking the navy to come and kick our asses. I'll explain further later.) We take out the prizes for Cinara and Tadgg. Then we pause and we say we'd like to tell them a story.
While everyone was at Penguins, we snuck away. We swam out to our boat, and snuck aboard. Any heavy fighters that were left on the ship didn't know what hit them. We didn't fight them directly on (we are pirates after all) but rather, we dropped nets from above on thier sorry sleeping asses and captured them that way. It's a big ship, so we had no problem staying ten feet away from them, especially up in the rigging, where they can't climb with all thier armour on too boot. We asked them if they wanted to be chucked over board to swim ashore, or surrender and receive a gift (Holding up the stuff meant for Tadgg and Cinara)
We ask anyone who was guarding the ship now who surrenedered to come up and claim thier gift later, (remember, these people owe allgeiance to Cinara so it's even better if they can be bribed into doing so...and who wouldn't? They don't win anything by saying no unless they want to remain loyal to Cinara, and it is after the fact, so they can't argue against our story now! Cinara did the same to us by saying she had already stolen our ship, remember.) We then say we have already sailed it back to Smithers, where our Captain and Commodore are currently back in charge of it. As well, a number of heavy fighters and archers in training from the crew are guarding it (Present would be Kyle and me with heavy (if I do some on thursday) and Megan with archery so we can attest to that. We can tell her about Dan and the others if we want.) Which explains why there are so few of us at Penguins, because the captain sent us back to give the gifts to the heavy fighters who surrenderd.
After that, we tell her about why we haven't registered the badge (if we want to later we can, and that gives us time to change it.) And if everyone must see our crest, let them see it and remember us not as cowards who back down, but as fighters and pirates to the last.
It's perfect, she isn't suspecting it...all thoes emails I sent her were when I thought we were going to have to give in. She won't have time to make a counter story infront of all thoes people, especially when it's after the fact!!! And any heavy fighter that accepts our gifts are going to distract her from getting back at us...because we weren't the ones that betrayed her!
If you can see anything wrong with this, or don't think it's a good idea and rather go about things the other way, then please comment.
|Date:||April 27th, 2004 09:24 pm (UTC)|| |
True true...we have a NINJA Cinara...beat that if you can!!!
Great idea Shannon! I like it a lot...mwahahahahaha.
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